1.MARSHALL: Be careful Ted, revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. Especially dance-based revenge. <gets weird looks> My prom was rough, guys...
MARSHALL: <later in episode>: Whatever you do, don't march in there thinking 'I'm gonna do the worm, that'll show them!' <gets weird looks> Seriously guys, I can't stress enough how bad my prom was...
2. Ted: Ok. Why shouldn't I tell Robin?
MARSHALL: Because, deep down, some crazy part of you still thinks you're gonna wind up with her and I agree.
Ted: Marshall!
MARSHALL: I'm sorry, I'm team tedward! Always have been, always will be. Now listen, I want my best friend to be happy and if Robin could mean happiness for you, than, dear god, why help her go after another man?
Ted: Because! She might still be in love with him! To not tell her, to not give her that chance, it's selfish.
MARSHALL: So be selfish.
Ted: I can't do that.
MARSHALL: Tell that to the onion rings we just 'split.'
3. MARSHALL: Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Heck, no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.
Ted: That cake really got to you?
MARSHALL: It haunts me.
4. MARSHALL: (Talking on cell phone) How's the bridal shop?
Lily: Everything is so big and fluffy and white. It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor place?
MARSHALL: Everything is dark and sketchy and seems illegal. It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
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