English Class

I was in english today and my teacher was writing on the board. Now, before we get into details, I would just like you to know that this is a man teacher and it is general knowledge *general knowledge* that all males have horrible handwriting. So my teacher is writing on the board and he writes "Importance to Reader"and let me tell you, his 'p' was HORRID!!!!!!! Not only is this a man teacher I'm talking about, but he's also a leftie so this was like a circle with a hook thing coming out of the bottom. I can't even describe this backwards-g like letter. So naturally, since I don't exactly think before I speak, I say "You're 'p' looks funny." Naturally, everyone cracks up and give me that look that says "Oh, Maggie. I'm totally judging you right now." And that's not even the worst thing I've said. A couple of weeks ago (in english class again) I was sitting in class and my friend put her head on my arm (me and my friends have no boundaries*) And I say (really loudly- because lets face it, I am REALLY loud) "You're face is so hot!!!" And I totally meant temperature-wise. Seriously dude. Stop twisting my words. (even though I twist everyone's words)


*In season 8, episode 12, The Final Page Part 2 in Barney's play in the playbook called The Robin (the last play he will ever run), he mentions multiple times how his friends have no boundaries- You can see it at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdKIhrhfkbI

Or the 36 minute mark of

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/vidbull.php?id=7niimdvq79rn

http://www.cucirca.com/2012/12/18/how-i-met-your-mother-season-8-episode-12-the-final-page-part-two/

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Maggie